Crazy Hot Chicken · Field Report · BROGGUA — Autumn FPP 2026 · Rondo. MEEXR- TOOK THE CHICKEN RONDO. THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM. KOROMYSLO LIGHTS IT UP. EBOY DOING THE CLEANING. SNIPER ELEGANCE. PATI GTU AT WAR. FINAL CHORD. Koromyslo zabił tw1styyy4 z M16A4 (42 m). sadeness- zabił GOOOODbro z M416 (13 m). Sigma_LegenDa zabił Sunnny_kv z J S9 (41 m). Anger_D22 zabił Sigma_LegenDa z Tommy Gun (43 m). Koromyslo zabił denl1v22 z ACE32 (18 m). Koromyslo zabił zeroffmq- z ACE32 (62 m). Koromyslo zabił sadeness- z M16A4 (46 m). swetr1cs zabił Koromyslo z AUG (65 m). AVAR-- zabił Anger_D22 z AKM (24 m). VIREX- zabił AVAR-- z AUG (24 m). Pikylya123Twitch zabił dismaynotfound z M416 (37 m). Xx_FANAT_xX zabił VIREX- z AKM (16 m). Xx_FANAT_xX zabił Kaizeen- z AKM (28 m). Undreal- zabił W1nd3r z AUG (16 m). RozbushakaTV zabił Psych-_O z M416 (71 m). ARTIKARTIK zabił RozbushakaTV z Beryl (13 m). TiHb- zabił The_NaGGI z M416 (48 m). Undreal- zabił G07eM_- z AUG (58 m). astaa-_- zabił pokamolodoi_66 z
MEEXR- TOOK THE CHICKEN
RONDO
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Crazy Hot Chicken · Field Report · BROGGUA — Autumn FPP 2026 · Rondo
THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM
Studio, studio! We're here at Rondo, and the ground is shaking before the first shot is even fired. I don't know how I ended up in the epicenter again, but I can feel the lead getting ready for the start. This is going to be a total f**king mess, hold onto your seats.
"I feel the need... the need for speed."
KOROMYSLO LIGHTS IT UP
Studio, studio! Koromyslo just put on a real show, taking out three in a second. My ears are ringing from the ACE32 explosions. Someone clean up this dump, there are too many corpses per square meter!
"Say hello to my little friend!"
EBOY DOING THE CLEANING
Studio, studio! EBOY just wiped their feet on Venom Pact. No chance, no survivors. I barely managed to dodge a grenade, this match is some f**king surrealism.
"I see dead people."
SNIPER ELEGANCE
413 meters. Is that even legal? Ryan_UA made CHECKMATE0X a monument to himself with a single Kar98k shot. The bullet flew across the entire map while I was trying not to become ground meat.
"One shot, one kill. No exceptions."
PATI GTU AT WAR
Studio, studio! 17 seconds — and PATI GTU turn the SICH Riflemen into history. This isn't a game, it's a mass execution. I'm standing in the middle of this hell, and there's so much iron flying around that you could build another tank.
"War. War never changes."
SUMMARY
This match was like trying to run across the track during a Formula 1 race in a chicken suit — I survived, but my therapist is now booking a vacation for the next five years.
