Crazy Hot Chicken · Field Report · BROGGUA — Autumn FPP 2026 · Erangel. KINDERS COOKED EVERYONE ERANGEL. THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM. THE MEAT GRINDER HAS BEGUN. EMICO-BLITZKRIEG. SNIPER AESTHETICS. KINDERS' FINAL DIPLOMA. CHECKMATE0X zabił welect z AUG (3 m). Pikylya123Twitch zabił pokamolodoi_66 z Micro UZI (3 m). CHECKMATE0X zabił Sigma_LegenDa z AUG (18 m). CHECKMATE0X zabił sadeness- z AUG (51 m). TiHb- zabił sheriff_ig z Grenade (17 m). LuckyGunnerUA zabił AUGDIFF z M24 (152 m). Geeengstaaa zabił AGOKR z MP5K (53 m). Geeengstaaa zabił Gen_bellion z Blue Zone (50 m). CaptainMifune zabił AlebardistBenn z SCAR-L (38 m). Anger_D22 zabił RozbushakaTV z SVD (235 m). lil666- zabił Solovoin_ z Mini14 (374 m). Anger_D22 zabił sadeness- z AUG (45 m). BadDeadTea zabił danch1_23 z M416 (30 m). AVAR-- zabił G07eM_- z AUG (30 m). GOOOODbro zabił Sigma_LegenDa z Beryl (4 m). bardak_ZOO zabił Geeengstaaa z Mini14 (105 m). lil666- zabił LuckyGunnerUA z AUG (12 m). lil666- zabił CaptainMifune z Gren
KINDERS COOKED EVERYONE
ERANGEL
BROGGUA — Autumn FPP 2026 · BROGGUA — Autumn FPP 2026
Crazy Hot Chicken · Field Report · BROGGUA — Autumn FPP 2026 · Erangel
THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM
Studio, studio! It's so quiet here you can hear the ice cracking in my cocktail. The zone isn't even here yet, but the air already smells like cheap gunpowder and expensive mistakes.
Studio, studio! Someone didn't check their safety again. The airwaves are clear, for now.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men."
THE MEAT GRINDER HAS BEGUN
Studio, studio! SICH Riflemen decided that 17 seconds is just too long for dinner. They cleared the sector completely.
Everything is burning, lead is flying everywhere, and I'm back in the epicenter of this mess. It was as dirty as it was fast.
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
EMICO-BLITZKRIEG
Studio, studio! 0 seconds. You didn't misread that, zero! EMICO just wiped SICH Riflemen off the map in one breath.
These guys definitely didn't have oatmeal for breakfast. Everything around is in smoke, and I've got a Mk12 shell casing stuck in my pocket. I don't know how I'm still alive, but it's getting interesting here.
"Say hello to my little friend!"
SNIPER AESTHETICS
TBOu-_-OT4uM just took Marik_88's head off from the other side of the map. 417 meters of pure hatred.
Almost all the snipers are working like gods today, while I'm trying not to become part of the landscape. That shot was so precise that even the bullet would have been ashamed to miss.
"I never miss."
KINDERS' FINAL DIPLOMA
Kinders pushed through! Everyone is down, I'm the only one standing and I don't know how I haven't caught a bullet in the forehead yet.
This match is a total clusterf**k. The game of tag at the 26-minute mark ended with the final defeat of Death Academy. Kinders are the gods of Erangel today, and I just want a drink.
"This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
SUMMARY
Kinders won, I miraculously survived, and someone forgot to turn off the stove in the barracks again — everything is burning, I'm going to get some coffee with a gunpowder aftertaste.
