free PUBG PC tournament · squad TPP · August 29, 19:00 · PUBG API data + our tournaments · crazy hot insight. WHO TAKES THE TITLE? CYBER SUMMER SHUTDOWN 2026. Hello everyone — and welcome to a new mode. KONOHA UA. 3ZUB. FURY (UA). NO MERCY UA. CPN. MRI9. Venom Pact. IKLA. Маленькі Кніпочки. Seniors of 3ZUB. Pokamolodi. doofuses. SICH Riflemen. Team Witness. UNBROKEN. Fighting geese
WHO TAKES THE TITLE?
CYBER SUMMER SHUTDOWN 2026
Analysis of all 16 squads — stats, index and the call
free PUBG PC tournament · squad TPP · August 29, 19:00 · PUBG API data + our tournaments · crazy hot insight
Hello everyone — and welcome to a new mode
Hello everyone! Crazy Hot Chicken on the line, and today I'm at a Ukrainian PUBG tournament.
And this is not just another bracket. We're opening a TPP series — camera over the shoulder, its own standings, its own rules. FPP has lived here for a long time and isn't going anywhere; now a second esports mode stands beside it, and this date is its first night.
There will be more. We plan to open the next stages of the series to European guests: Ukrainian squads will meet them here, on their own ground, by our rules and with our stats. So tonight isn't a one-off — it's the first step.
Now about today: sixteen teams, sixty-four players in the starting rosters, free entry, as always.
And since this is analysis and not a poster, what follows is team by team: what each is worth by OUR tournaments, which of the four can actually play TPP, and who I'm betting on.
Studio, studio. Let's go.
KONOHA UA
IN OUR TOURNAMENTS — 12 tournaments, 118 matches, 21 chicken dinners, 1.81 kills per match, average placement 5.22
PLACEMENTS — 3 → 3 (oldest to newest)
INDEX — 100 by our tournaments; 48.2 by public PUBG stats
RANK — highest in the squad — bedbo-, Crystal 3 (2781 RP); squad average 2166 RP
MODE — 3 of 4 have actually played TPP; 25 matches together at full strength over 14 days
bedbo- — Bronze at BROGGUA LEAGUE I, the largest tournament in our history with 220 players: 42 kills across 12 matches and three chicken dinners. Only two tournaments with us, but a KAS of 80% — the highest in the squad — and a best night of 8 kills in a single match. Plus KONOHA's highest rank: Crystal 3 at 2781 RP.
POBOJKE — Eight tournaments with us and a podium in six of them. A win at BROGGUA XV — "Glory to Air Defense". Silver at BROGGUA XI: "Smoke, Fire and Chicken". Four bronzes: BROGGUA LEAGUE I, BROGGUA LEAGUA II Season — "Chicken Masters by Olliver4ik", BROGGUA XXXXVIII - BaiArGame News: Hot Zone Report - FPP and BROGGUA XIV: "PALIANYTSIA". At BROGGUA LEAGUE I itself — 47 kills and six chicken dinners across 24 matches, the most in the squad. A career K/D of 1.44 is also the best here.
Pes__Patron — Nine kills in ONE match — out of the ten he took across all of BROGGUA XXVIII: Sub Zero: Ice DUO Legends, where the squad finished ninth. So he did almost everything in a single night, at 385 damage per match — the most in the squad.
flausD — Bronze at BROGGUA LEAGUA II Season — "Chicken Masters by Olliver4ik" together with the squad, and a chicken dinner in those three matches. A career of 4795 rounds, 232 wins and a top-10 finish in 34.9% of matches — the best survival share in the squad: he lives to see places the rest never reach.
The index says: the best team in the field — and it says it as bluntly as possible. A hundred only happens when a team is first in ALL THREE components at once: kills per match, chicken dinners, points per match. Nobody managed that last tournament, which is why the leader there had eighty-six. The problem is that we haven't seen them since May.
Their only joint appearance with us is third place at BROGGUA LEAGUA II Season — "Chicken Masters by Olliver4ik", 51 kills for the squad. Since then, silence: they skipped BROGGUA — Summer Survival 2026, and while the rest of the field was taking its lumps, KONOHA weren't playing at all.
So the peak of the index they occupy is May form. We'll check the freshness tonight, together with them.
3ZUB
IN OUR TOURNAMENTS — 17 tournaments, 117 matches, 16 chicken dinners, 1.23 kills per match, average placement 8.1
PLACEMENTS — 10 → 12 → 16 → 3 → 14 (oldest to newest)
INDEX — 76.5 by our tournaments; 65 by public PUBG stats
RANK — highest in the squad — 4ndr3w_baz00ka, Master 1 (3400 RP); squad average 3077 RP
MODE — 4 of 4 have actually played TPP; 0 matches together at full strength over 14 days
4ndr3w_baz00ka — Bronze at BROGGUA LEAGUA II Season — "Chicken Masters by Olliver4ik": 25 kills and four chicken dinners across 15 matches. A career K/D of 3.72, 658 wins and a top-10 finish in 47.7% of matches — the best share in the field. Longest shot 995 metres, and Master 1 at 3400 RP.
Tara_VNTNV — Two of our tournaments won: BROGGUA IX — "9mm to Victory" (11 kills, two chicken dinners) and BROGGUA VIII — "The Hateful Eight" (13 kills, two chicken dinners) — the only player in the squad with two golds. Plus bronze at BROGGUA LEAGUA II Season — "Chicken Masters by Olliver4ik".
HA3AP- — Bronze at BROGGUA LEAGUA II Season — "Chicken Masters by Olliver4ik" — 26 kills across 18 matches, the most in the squad at that tournament. 287 damage per match in our games and 11,194 career rounds — the biggest mileage in the squad.
SKOLOPENDRAA — Four of our tournaments behind him, best of them fifth place at BROGGUA VI: "No Mercy". A career of 287 wins and a top-10 finish in 33% of matches across 5988 rounds: he survives to the end more often than he shoots.
My champion pick from last tournament. A week ago I backed them on the highest rank and the tightest chemistry — they finished fourteenth out of eighteen.
And it wasn't a fluke: before that, sixteenth at BROGGUA LEAGUA II Season — "Chicken Masters by Olliver4ik" in May, sixteenth at BROGGUA XXVIII: Sub Zero: Ice DUO Legends, twelfth at BROGGUA XIII: "The Thirteenth Landing: Witch Hunt". Their best ever is fifth at BROGGUA VI: "No Mercy".
So why am I looking at them again? Because this time I'm not looking at rank. All FOUR of them have real mileage in TPP — there are exactly two such squads in the field. Rank has already let me down; the mode hasn't, yet.
FURY (UA)
IN OUR TOURNAMENTS — 38 tournaments, 336 matches, 16 chicken dinners, 1.15 kills per match, average placement 9.86
PLACEMENTS — 6 → 3 → 1 → 2 → 8 (oldest to newest)
INDEX — 69.9 by our tournaments; 54.2 by public PUBG stats
RANK — highest in the squad — Layrus, Crystal 1 (2907 RP); squad average 2235 RP
MODE — 2 of 4 have actually played TPP; 0 matches together at full strength over 14 days
Kovalevych — Nineteen of our tournaments and 163 maps — the longest road in the field. A win at BROGGUA XXXXVIII - BaiArGame News: Hot Zone Report - FPP: 13 kills across five matches and a chicken dinner. Silver at BROGGUA XXIX: "Back to Pandora" (13 kills, two chicken dinners) and at PUBG Ukrainian Clan Battle 20vs20 | GGUA vs VIBE. Plus bronze at BROGGUA XXXXVIII - BaiArGame News: Hot Zone Report - TPP. In total 188 kills and 93 assists across our matches.
SosaSolaDrinker — He hasn't played our tournaments yet — this is his debut. A career K/D of 2.43 across 249 rounds: the smallest sample in the field, the highest accuracy.
KoshA_- — Sixteen of our tournaments. Silver at BROGGUA XXIX: "Back to Pandora" (11 kills, two chicken dinners) and at PUBG Ukrainian Clan Battle 20vs20 | GGUA vs VIBE. In total 146 kills across 141 of our matches, 43 teammate revives and a KAS of 71% — he keeps the team in the game, not just shoots.
Layrus — Champion of BROGGUA — Summer Survival 2026 — 16 kills and a chicken dinner across five matches. 318 damage per match in our games — the most in the squad. A career of 13,612 rounds, 7093 of them in TPP: in tonight's mode he is the most experienced player here.
Thirteen of our tournaments — the longest road in this field. A win at BROGGUA XXXXVIII - BaiArGame News: Hot Zone Report - FPP, second place at BROGGUA XXIX: "Back to Pandora", second at PUBG Ukrainian Clan Battle 20vs20 | GGUA vs VIBE, fourth at the Ukrainian Championship "Battle for the Best Clan of Ukraine — Legendary Eight".
And here is what matters: last tournament's champions carried the same name, but they were different people. That squad split in half — two of them sit in MRI9 a few lines below, two stayed here.
So the flag is the same, and the team is half new. Tonight's question: which half was the champion one.
NO MERCY UA
IN OUR TOURNAMENTS — 40 tournaments, 343 matches, 16 chicken dinners, 1.09 kills per match, average placement 11.02
PLACEMENTS — 3 → 5 → 4 → 16 → 9 (oldest to newest)
INDEX — 67.6 by our tournaments; 77.2 by public PUBG stats
RANK — highest in the squad — bequeel, Diamond 4 (3000 RP); squad average 2917 RP
MODE — 3 of 4 have actually played TPP; 0 matches together at full strength over 14 days
qeofio — Ten of our tournaments. Bronze at the Ukrainian Championship "Battle for the Best Clan of Ukraine — Legendary Eight". Silver at BROGGUA XXVI: Error 911 with a chicken dinner. A career of 10,725 rounds, 514 wins and a 765-metre shot — the longest in the squad.
BoGD0S — Fourteen of our tournaments and 111 maps. Bronze at the Ukrainian Championship "Battle for the Best Clan of Ukraine — Legendary Eight" — 26 kills and three chicken dinners across 22 matches, his best tournament with us. Plus silver at BROGGUA XXVI: Error 911. And 43 teammate revives — the most in the squad.
Po3ikk — Two bronzes in our tournaments: the Ukrainian Championship "Battle for the Best Clan of Ukraine — Legendary Eight" (18 kills across 16 matches) and BROGGUA XXVI: Error 911, where he also took a chicken dinner. In total 67 kills across 63 matches at a KAS of 68%, best night 6 kills.
bequeel — Bronze at the Ukrainian Championship "Battle for the Best Clan of Ukraine — Legendary Eight" — 39 kills with three chicken dinners, the most anyone in this squad has taken at a single tournament. Plus silver at BROGGUA XXVI: Error 911 with 14 kills. Best match 8 kills, and 134 kills across 93 of our maps — a NO MERCY record.
Forty of our tournaments for this squad — a field record. Three of the four hold silver at BROGGUA XXVI: Error 911, and all four hold bronze at the Ukrainian Championship "Battle for the Best Clan of Ukraine — Legendary Eight".
This isn't a team of one flash, it's a team that is simply always here. The index puts them fourth, and almost everything that drags them there isn't a peak — it's consistency.
One hole in the dossier: PUBG no longer knows the nickname Po3ikk. He renamed, so there are no public stats on him at all — only our matches.
CPN
IN OUR TOURNAMENTS — haven't played yet, this is their debut with us
INDEX — 60.3, an estimate (we have no matches); 97.5 by public PUBG stats
RANK — highest in the squad — ZlotyKat, Crystal 2 (2847 RP); squad average 2698 RP
MODE — 4 of 4 have actually played TPP; 17 matches together at full strength over 14 days
ZlotyKat — 12,318 career rounds and 682 wins — second most experienced in the squad. K/D 2.15, top-10 in 34% of matches.
fausky — K/D 3.55 and 935 wins, top-10 in 42.7% of matches. The sharpest in the squad by raw stats.
Karznu — 18,692 rounds, 2066 wins and a 1059-metre shot — the longest in the entire field. Plus 18,562 assists and 7073 revives.
JANOVSKI — 3187 rounds, K/D 1.95 and top-10 in 39.1% of matches. Platinum 1.
And now the interesting part. Our tournaments know nothing about this team. Zero matches, zero history.
The number next to them is an estimate, and I'll say where it comes from. By public stats CPN are first in the field, and by a margin of three sigma over the rest. Carrying that over to our scale as-is would be a lie: the two rulers barely line up. So the margin is carried over with a weight of 0.11 — exactly as much as one ruler explains the other at all. That gives 60.3 and fifth place.
Last time a team exactly like this won the tournament — no history with us — and I placed it below the middle because an empty cell made me uncomfortable. The empty cell is gone, but I'm not going to invent first place for them either.
Public stats, though, say something odd. This is one of three squads where TPP is familiar to all four: Karznu 17,588 rounds, ZlotyKat 1566, fausky 924, JANOVSKI 752. And Karznu also has 18,692 career rounds, 2066 wins and a 1059-metre shot — a record for the whole field.
Studio, studio. We have a dark horse here, and one that's at home in its own mode.
MRI9
IN OUR TOURNAMENTS — 13 tournaments, 158 matches, 14 chicken dinners, 0.93 kills per match, average placement 8.42
PLACEMENTS — 4 → 7 → 8 (oldest to newest)
INDEX — 58 by our tournaments; 58.3 by public PUBG stats
RANK — highest in the squad — qRuasaN, Master 1 (3405 RP); squad average 2751 RP
MODE — 4 of 4 have actually played TPP; 0 matches together at full strength over 14 days
IamRifler — Champion of BROGGUA — Summer Survival 2026: 14 kills across five matches, KAS 100% and 438 damage per match. His best match that night — 9 kills.
QuraJ_ — Fifth place at the Ukrainian Championship "Battle for the Best Clan of Ukraine — Legendary Eight" — 15 kills across 20 matches. In total 43 kills across 59 of our maps, 34 assists and 12 revives: he plays for the team, and a top-10 rate of 35.9% over his career says he survives.
qRuasaN — Seventh place at BROGGUA & Elysium: "Step to greatness" — XXXXV, 16 kills across 18 matches. Master 1 at 3405 RP — the squad's highest rank, and his single-match record with us is 6 kills.
npocmo- — Silver at PUBG Ukrainian Clan Battle 20vs20 | GGUA vs VIBE with a chicken dinner. 30 kills at BROGGUA DUO LEAGUE: Legendary Duo Battle, 7901 career rounds and 4052 assists.
The other half of the champion. IamRifler and nykaH- lifted the trophy two weeks ago — and came here under a different tag.
The squad itself is no newcomer: third place at BROGGUA LEAGUA II Season — "Chicken Masters by Olliver4ik", fourth at the Ukrainian Championship "Battle for the Best Clan of Ukraine — Legendary Eight", ninth at BROGGUA & Elysium: "Step to greatness" — XXXXV. But in this exact configuration they have never played.
The index gives them sixth place, and it struggles: half the squad has a long history, half has five matches of glory. This is the situation where the model honestly says "I don't know".
Venom Pact
IN OUR TOURNAMENTS — 5 tournaments, 38 matches, 1 chicken dinner, 1.29 kills per match, average placement 10.25
PLACEMENTS — 8 (oldest to newest)
INDEX — 54.2 by our tournaments; 56.9 by public PUBG stats
RANK — highest in the squad — Kaizeen-, Crystal 4 (2602 RP); squad average 2268 RP
MODE — 3 of 4 have actually played TPP; 10 matches together at full strength over 14 days
Kaizeen- — A career single-match record of 10 kills, K/D 3.45. At BROGGUA — Summer Survival 2026 — 9 kills across five matches at KAS 100%.
VIREX- — 11 kills across five matches at BROGGUA — Summer Survival 2026 at KAS 100% — the squad's top scorer that night. Career record 8 kills in a match.
BANO4KI — KAS 100% at BROGGUA — Summer Survival 2026: in every one of the five matches he was involved in every one of the team's kills. Plus five revives across those same five matches.
dismaynotfound — 21 kills at BROGGUA DUO LEAGUE: Legendary Duo Battle across 18 matches. A career of 7278 rounds and a 730-metre shot.
At BROGGUA — Summer Survival 2026 they finished eighth — exactly mid-table. Now they arrive with a third of their career in TPP, the largest share among those who have any history with us at all.
The squad is very fresh: three of the four have five matches with us each. But those five turned out telling — KAS 100% for three players at once. Either they really are that good, or we saw their best night.
Ten matches together at full strength in two weeks. They prepared, and it shows.
IKLA
IN OUR TOURNAMENTS — 6 tournaments, 51 matches, 7 chicken dinners, 0.84 kills per match, average placement 7.22
INDEX — 52.6 by our tournaments; 63.8 by public PUBG stats
RANK — highest in the squad — vlaadyyy, Diamond 3 (3112 RP); squad average 2903 RP
MODE — 3 of 4 have actually played TPP; 9 matches together at full strength over 14 days
vlaadyyy — Silver at the Ukrainian Championship "Battle for the Best Clan of Ukraine — Legendary Eight" with a chicken dinner. Three of our tournaments behind him, Diamond 3 at 3112 RP.
bardak_ZOO — Silver at BROGGUA — Summer Survival 2026 — 10 kills and two chicken dinners across five matches. A career of 20,319 rounds and 1006 wins — the biggest mileage in the field. 343 damage per match with us at a KAS of 88%.
lil666- — Eleventh place at BROGGUA LEAGUA II Season — "Chicken Masters by Olliver4ik" — 21 kills across 18 matches, and that is his entire record in our tournaments. A career K/D of 1.99 across 660 rounds: small sample, high accuracy.
ScroogeMcFaQ — He hasn't played our tournaments yet — this is his debut. A career K/D of 2.05, 344 wins and 4405 rounds in TPP: in tonight's mode he is the most experienced in the squad.
Six of our tournaments, seven chicken dinners and an average placement of 7.22 — the best among everyone who has any history with us.
The squad is built out of opposites. vlaadyyy wins while barely taking part in the fighting: a KAS of 16% with a chicken dinner at the Ukrainian Championship. bardak_ZOO is the other way around — 343 damage per match, KAS 88% and 20,319 career rounds, the biggest mileage in the field.
And their key number: 9 matches together at full strength in two weeks. They didn't assemble for the tournament — they actually play together.
Маленькі Кніпочки
IN OUR TOURNAMENTS — 3 tournaments, 15 matches, 0 chicken dinners, 0.6 kills per match, average placement 20.33
PLACEMENTS — 4 (oldest to newest)
INDEX — 50.7 by our tournaments; 72.8 by public PUBG stats
RANK — highest in the squad — Swaga_Ukraine, Diamond 3 (3131 RP); squad average 2888 RP
MODE — 1 of 4 has actually played TPP; 14 matches together at full strength over 14 days
AnnyLem — Her first tournament with us was BROGGUA XXXXVIII - BaiArGame News: Hot Zone Report - FPP, five matches with the squad. A career of 2304 rounds, 98 wins and a top-10 finish in 31.4% of matches: she survives to the end more often than she shoots.
Swaga_Ukraine — 417 damage per match at BROGGUA — Summer Survival 2026 — the most in the entire field. Plus a best match of 6 kills and fourth place with the squad.
Cho_Ko_Pay — Fourth place at BROGGUA — Summer Survival 2026 in his first tournament with us. Plus a 921-metre career shot — the second longest in the whole field.
klixx- — She hasn't played our tournaments yet. But her career holds 7152 rounds, 509 wins, a top-10 finish in 41.8% of matches and a single-match record of 9 kills. The strongest public stats in the squad.
The youngest team in the bracket: three of our tournaments for the squad, fifteen matches.
But over two weeks they played 279 matches in pairs and 14 at full strength — they play a lot, and they play together.
The squad has klixx- with a K/D of 2.22 and 509 career wins — strong public stats we haven't yet seen under tournament conditions. Tonight we will.
Seniors of 3ZUB
IN OUR TOURNAMENTS — 9 tournaments, 65 matches, 10 chicken dinners, 0.68 kills per match, average placement 14.29
PLACEMENTS — 1 (oldest to newest)
INDEX — 50.3 by our tournaments; 71.2 by public PUBG stats
RANK — highest in the squad — Dyssst, Master 1 (3429 RP); squad average 3281 RP
MODE — 3 of 4 have actually played TPP; 1 match together at full strength over 14 days
BesToLoch-_- — Bronze at BROGGUA LEAGUA II Season — "Chicken Masters by Olliver4ik": 15 kills and THREE chicken dinners across 13 matches, and that is his ONLY tournament with us. A career of 8836 rounds, K/D 2.15 and 570 wins.
Dyssst — Silver at the Ukrainian Championship "Battle for the Best Clan of Ukraine — Legendary Eight" — three chicken dinners at that tournament. Master 1 at 3429 RP — the highest rank among all starting rosters at this tournament. And a career single-match record of 16 kills.
daniloook — Champion of the Ukrainian Championship "Battle for the Best Clan of Ukraine — Legendary Eight" together with his squad — three chicken dinners at that tournament. Plus bronze at BROGGUA XXXV — Be Happy, also with a chicken dinner.
mxnto- — He hasn't played our tournaments yet — this is his debut. 1412 career rounds, K/D 1.52, Diamond 4 at 3040 RP.
The highest average rank of the entire tournament — 3281 RP for the squad, and Master 1 for Dyssst.
And now the sad part: their average placement in our tournaments is 14.29 across nine appearances. The best there ever was is daniloook's first place back at the Ukrainian Championship "Battle for the Best Clan of Ukraine — Legendary Eight", and that was in a different squad.
Studio, studio, I went through exactly this a week ago. Rank tells you how a person plays alone. A tournament asks something else entirely — and it asks harshly.
Pokamolodi
IN OUR TOURNAMENTS — 13 tournaments, 162 matches, 4 chicken dinners, 1.15 kills per match, average placement 10.56
PLACEMENTS — 11 → 14 → 5 (oldest to newest)
INDEX — 49.7 by our tournaments; 57.6 by public PUBG stats
RANK — highest in the squad — hoollyymollyy, Diamond 4 (3040 RP); squad average 2235 RP
MODE — 2 of 4 have actually played TPP; 0 matches together at full strength over 14 days
pokamolodoi_66 — 36 kills at BROGGUA DUO LEAGUE: Legendary Duo Battle across 30 matches — the most in the squad. Longest shot 871 metres, 251 career wins.
Solovoin_ — Fifth place at BROGGUA — Summer Survival 2026 and 14 kills across five matches — his best night with us. In total 47 kills across 38 of our maps. A career of 9615 rounds and 286 wins.
danch1_23 — Fifth place at BROGGUA — Summer Survival 2026 together with the squad. Top-10 in 32.7% of career matches.
hoollyymollyy — 45 kills at BROGGUA DUO LEAGUE: Legendary Duo Battle across 30 matches — the team's most productive night. In total 81 kills across 58 of our matches.
Thirteen of our tournaments for this squad and 1.15 kills per match — they shoot just fine. The problem is what comes next.
Average placement 10.56, and the team's line reads like a swing: eleventh, fourteenth, fifth. They enter a tournament, show decent shooting — and settle mid-table with remarkable consistency.
Something happens to them in the late circles, and no column tells me what. Tonight I'll be watching more closely.
doofuses
IN OUR TOURNAMENTS — 4 tournaments, 20 matches, 0 chicken dinners, 0.85 kills per match, average placement 11
PLACEMENTS — 11 (oldest to newest)
INDEX — 49.1 by our tournaments; 54.6 by public PUBG stats
RANK — highest in the squad — Wak1e, Platinum 3 (2387 RP); squad average 2077 RP
MODE — 0 of 4 have actually played TPP; 6 matches together at full strength over 14 days
Wak1e — 7 kills across five matches at BROGGUA — Summer Survival 2026 at 226 damage per match and a KAS of 80% — the squad's best that night.
xbarmen — Debut at BROGGUA — Summer Survival 2026: 4 kills across five matches at a KAS of 80% — meaning he was in on almost every trade the team made. A career of 405 assists and 366 revives.
INSTRUCTOR999 — Debut at BROGGUA — Summer Survival 2026 — three teammate revives across five matches, more than anyone in the squad that night. A career top-10 rate of 31.2%.
GGEEEEEEEEEEEEE — Debuted with us at BROGGUA — Summer Survival 2026. Behind him 8585 rounds, 292 wins, 2831 assists and 1948 revives — by far the most experienced in the squad.
At BROGGUA — Summer Survival 2026 — eleventh place, seventeen kills, at full strength. A decent debut run.
And now the number that makes me a little uneasy for them: three per cent of their careers in TPP. GGEEEEEEEEEEEEE has eight rounds in this mode out of 8585 played. Eight.
Not a single player with real mileage in TPP. This will be the cleanest experiment of the night: how well skill actually carries over from FPP once the camera pulls back over the shoulder.
SICH Riflemen
IN OUR TOURNAMENTS — 7 tournaments, 87 matches, 1 chicken dinner, 1.06 kills per match, average placement 22.42
INDEX — 45.9 by our tournaments; 92.8 by public PUBG stats
RANK — highest in the squad — St_AHDrew, Diamond 3 (3122 RP); squad average 2590 RP
MODE — 2 of 4 have actually played TPP; 0 matches together at full strength over 14 days
getlydead — He hasn't played our tournaments yet — we meet him tonight. A career of 3255 rounds, K/D 2.21, 234 wins and a top-10 finish in 37.1% of matches.
St_AHDrew — His only tournament with us is BROGGUA & Elysium: "Step to greatness" — XXXXV: 10 kills across seven matches at a KAS of 86% and 309 damage per match, the best figures in SICH Riflemen. A career of 402 wins and a 740-metre shot.
N1SMAmvp — He hasn't played our tournaments yet. 59 career rounds at a K/D of 1.93 — the least known player in the field, and that changes tonight.
KAVABUUNGA_YT — 22,729 rounds and 2072 wins — both the highest numbers in the entire field. K/D 3.57, and 19,845 of those rounds are TPP. In our tournaments, 82 kills across 80 matches.
Team Witness
IN OUR TOURNAMENTS — 15 tournaments, 98 matches, 7 chicken dinners, 0.51 kills per match, average placement 17.6
PLACEMENTS — 19 → 22 → 9 (oldest to newest)
INDEX — 38 by our tournaments; 58.7 by public PUBG stats
RANK — highest in the squad — The_NaGGI (substitute), Master 1 (3460 RP); squad average 2552 RP
MODE — 1 of 4 has actually played TPP; 27 matches together at full strength over 14 days
W1nd3r — 9 kills at BROGGUA LEAGUA II Season — "Chicken Masters by Olliver4ik" across ten matches. In total 22 kills across 23 of our matches at 217 damage per match and a KAS of 70% — the squad's top scorer.
dz1ubenko — Silver at PUBG Ukrainian Clan Battle 20vs20 | GGUA vs VIBE with a chicken dinner. Seven of our tournaments behind him — more than anyone else in the squad.
bikuta32 — Four of our tournaments and 32 maps. 17 teammate revives — more than his own kills, and the most in the squad. A career of 1184 rounds in TPP: in tonight's mode he is the most experienced here.
l0ca- — 5 kills across five matches at BROGGUA — Summer Survival 2026 — exactly one per game. Top-10 in 35.8% of career matches.
Fifteen of our tournaments, seven chicken dinners and ninth place at BROGGUA — Summer Survival 2026, when half the favourites were falling apart.
But their key number is a different one: 27 matches together at full strength in two weeks — the most in the field. They are the only ones who actually play together instead of assembling for the tournament.
TPP is the trouble spot: of the four, exactly one has really played it.
UNBROKEN
IN OUR TOURNAMENTS — 13 tournaments, 79 matches, 3 chicken dinners, 0.49 kills per match, average placement 17.02
PLACEMENTS — 11 → 13 → 21 → 8 → 24 (oldest to newest)
INDEX — 30.1 by our tournaments; 48.3 by public PUBG stats
RANK — highest in the squad — shadowmishka-, Platinum 3 (2378 RP); squad average 2112 RP
MODE — 2 of 4 have actually played TPP; 0 matches together at full strength over 14 days
shadowmishka- — 10 kills at BROGGUA & Elysium: "Step to greatness" — XXXXV across 12 matches — the squad's most productive night. Five of our tournaments behind him.
6SIST- — Three of our tournaments, best of them eleventh place at BROGGUA XXXXVIII - BaiArGame News: Hot Zone Report - TPP. Across 22 of our maps his kill count is low, but he has 4771 career rounds and 79 wins: he isn't here for the frags.
mrgame21 — A 549-metre shot and 76 career wins. Four of our tournaments.
AndreykoD — Debuted with us at BROGGUA XXIX: "Back to Pandora" — six matches with the squad that finished thirteenth. A career top-10 rate of 32.3%: he lives to see places most never reach.
Five joint appearances, thirteen tournaments for the squad — and never once close. The team's line: eleventh, thirteenth, twenty-first, eighth, twenty-fourth.
0.49 kills per match — one of the lowest rates among everyone who has history with us.
But they keep coming back. Fifth tournament in a row, they come. In this field there are teams I'm afraid of, and teams I like — this is the second case.
Fighting geese
IN OUR TOURNAMENTS — 20 tournaments, 143 matches, 1 chicken dinner, 0.29 kills per match, average placement 24.61
PLACEMENTS — 36 → 38 → 24 → 16 (oldest to newest)
INDEX — 20.9 by our tournaments; 47.8 by public PUBG stats
RANK — highest in the squad — Gen_bellion, Crystal 4 (2600 RP); squad average 2272 RP
MODE — 0 of 4 have actually played TPP; 0 matches together at full strength over 14 days
AlebardistBenn — Four of our tournaments and 37 matches. 4 kills at BROGGUA LEAGUA II Season — "Chicken Masters by Olliver4ik" — the most he has taken at a single tournament with us.
AGOKR — Four of our tournaments and 30 maps. 12 kills in total, but nine teammate revives — in a squad at 0.29 kills per match, that is his contribution. A career K/D of 1.53 and a top-10 finish in 28.2% of matches.
Gen_bellion — Silver at PUBG Ukrainian Clan Battle 20vs20 | GGUA vs VIBE with a chicken dinner. Seventy-six of our maps — the most in the squad — and 22 teammate revives: he has been here longest and is the most useful to his own.
IPIX322 — He hasn't played our tournaments yet — we're meeting him now. 2640 career rounds, K/D 1.3 and 62 wins.
Twenty of our tournaments for this squad — and not a single podium. Sixteenth place at BROGGUA — Summer Survival 2026, five kills between them all. The index puts them last, and so far it is simply restating the facts.
0.29 kills per match — the lowest rate in the field. But there is Gen_bellion: silver at PUBG Ukrainian Clan Battle 20vs20 | GGUA vs VIBE and 76 of our maps, more than anyone in the squad.
If this team ever fires, it will be at a tournament exactly like this one. One man is no army — but tonight the field is his home ground.
CRAZY HOT INSIGHT — THE CHICKEN'S CALL
The best team by what actually happened in our tournaments: 1.81 kills per match and 21 chicken dinners across twelve events — the top of the scale. Rank has nothing to do with it: I got burned on rank exactly a week ago.
My champion pick from last tournament, who finished fourteenth. The index puts them second — and immediately catches me out: across our recent tournaments their placements read 10 → 12 → 16 → 3 → 14. So they shoot like a top-2 side and finish mid-table. I'm taking them anyway: it's a TPP tournament, and here all four know the mode.
A deliberate risk, and I'll name its size: the index puts them fifth, I take them third. There is one reason — TPP is familiar to all four of them, deeper than to anyone in the field, and the tournament is TPP. We have no matches of theirs at all, so the 60.3 is an estimate, not a measurement.
The index says one thing, the mode says another, and the lobby has read neither. The call is made, and this time it almost matches the table — deliberately. One deviation: CPN, whom the index places fifth and I take third. If they take the podium, it means the mode outweighed history. If they don't, it means the ruler was right and I fell for big numbers from someone else's lobby once again. Either way we'll count it honestly in the recap, like last time. Crazy Hot Chicken on the line. The twenty-ninth, at seven.


















