Hot Chicken — BROGGUA LEAGUA II Season — "Chicken Masters by Olliver4ik" — Group B vs C — Erangel

Erangel. A classic of the genre, the good old land where legends are born and hopes die. The BROGGUA LEAGUA II Season — "Chicken Masters by Olliver4ik" brought together teams that didn't just come to play, but to prove they are worthy of that coveted chicken. The air over the island was literally trembling with tension, and where it wasn't trembling, bullets were already flying.

Five minutes hadn't even passed, and Last Dance had already shown they weren't here to joke around. At the 1:30 mark, ReverssS1 with a G18 — yes, a pistol, ladies and gentlemen! — sent ClanTrainer_GR1M from Paw Patrol into an early retirement. From two meters away. That’s not even audacity; that’s art.

Then, it went like clockwork. Kovalevych took down VinnStoner with an M416, npocmo- handled Sparqon with a UMP45, and KoshA_- finished off G_E_N_C_H_I_K with an AK47. Four players from Paw Patrol — four graves. In just two minutes, the team with a name inspired by a cartoon about rescue puppies was rescued... from further suffering.

While Last Dance were celebrating, Pokamolodi were quietly doing their job. kamaxa_ pinched GTU twice with an ACE32 — Vetalpro and Flash_245 — and passed the baton to Solovoin_, who picked up an S12K and started literally mowing down everything in sight.

TREMSER? Down. IPUSHON? Down. Then No Name tried to bite back — Neytron-- fell to Solovoin_'s SCAR-L, but dontbreakmyvibe managed to avenge welect with an M416. However, the revenge came at a high price: just seconds later, Solovoin_ sent dontbreakmyvibe to follow POBOJKE with an S12K from two meters away. That same POBOJKE, by the way, managed to take out kamaxa_ with an AUG before dying — such is the circle of life on Erangel.

Eleventh minute, and Last Dance are back at work. But first, a small setback: CHORNA_PANTERA from Kopchonyi takes out Kovalevych with an MP5K. The score is opened, the mood is ruined.

The response didn't take long. In 20 seconds — three corpses from Kopchonyi. ReverssS1 drops User_r3spect from 46 meters with an M249, then CHORNA_PANTERA from 37 meters. Simultaneously, npocmo- takes out MADNESS with an M416. And if anyone thought that wasn't all — ARTIKARTIK from IKLA Old Dogs sniped Skirta5 from 331 meters with an SVD. Three hundred and thirty-one meters, man! Kopchonyi is no longer on the map — neither on the terrain nor in our hearts.

Mid-match is a bazaar. Everyone is shooting everywhere. Shark sQuad takes on 150 ADR: ben4ik- drops shecallmegodYJ from 252 meters with an Mk12, Abash- takes out MykolaSvijunaCV from 190 meters with a Mini14, Tequilaboom4ik hits FoxLAF_Y from 241 meters with a Mini14. Artillery, not a team.

Meanwhile, KAVABUUNGA_YT from Houston snipes AlebardistBenn from Fighting geese with an SVD from 182 meters. ARTIKARTIK isn't falling behind — 314 meters, SVD, BigB0SS___ from 150 ADR. The team named "150 ADR" delivered... probably less.

Sixteenth minute is when Erangel turns into a total meat grinder. ShIz0freniya from One Whole takes out Shalamann from Fighting geese from 281 meters with an Mk12 — a sniper duel on par with the best. But Fighting geese aren't giving up: Krendol packs up npocmo- from Last Dance... with a Dacia. Yes, with a car. From five meters away. That’s not a game anymore; that’s a personal insult.

MRI9 and Dark_Lions aren't bored either: LiquidatoRRR- with an Mk12 from 262 meters, Maslak- with an M24 from 271 meters — Dark_Lions are melting like snow. qRuasaN from MRI9 goes even further and throws a grenade from 76 meters at laflame_g. A grenade, 76 meters. The man is just living large.

If anyone hadn't realized yet that ARTIKARTIK is the human SVD, then 21:46 settled the score. 339 meters. Vejura from Dark_Lions. One shot — one result. This is the longest kill of the match, and it deserves a round of applause.

Simultaneously, IKLA Old Dogs clear out Unknown and MRI9 — lil666- with an Mk12 from 272 meters, Nex5ar- with an Mk12 from 112 meters. Old dogs? These dogs bite further than most can see.

weaift from One Whole wasn't sitting idle either — LiquidatoRRR- took a Mini14 from 196 meters at 22:46. Quiet, clean, no extra words.

This needs to be written in a textbook. 24th minute, 16th second. KAVABUUNGA_YT from Houston picks up a Beryl M762 and in zero seconds — zero! — drops four players from RAGE&QUIT: qqGalaxy, Korjanski, 6Deamon6, Annety. Nine, nine, eleven, ten meters. The team was standing together, and that was their fatal mistake. RAGE&QUIT lived up to their name in the most literal sense.

Seven kills for the match for KAVABUUNGA_YT — well-deserved, beautiful, and grand.

Shark sQuad finds Vihodok and throws a grenade fireworks show: ben4ik- with a grenade — Saninooo, Tequilaboom4ik with a grenade — YourLoverrr-, Abash- with a grenade — TRIMBL. An entire team gone in eight seconds. A pyrotechnics show on Erangel, nothing more.

But the triumph of Shark sQuad lasted exactly 12 seconds.

We must bow to those who shot where others don't even look:

• ARTIKARTIK → Vejura | SVD | 339m — match record, simply cosmic
• ARTIKARTIK → Skirta5 | SVD | 331m — second record, the same ARTIKARTIK
• ARTIKARTIK → BigB0SS___ | SVD | 314m — third! SVD is not a weapon, it's a philosophy
• Tequilaboom4ik → fcme3 | Mini14 | 310m — and Mini14 can do it too, apparently
• ShIz0freniya → Shalamann | Mk12 | 281m — One Whole also knows the long game

ARTIKARTIK booked three of the five lines in this ranking. The man just lives at a distance of 300+ meters.

Twenty-seventh minute. Shark sQuad are still celebrating the destruction of Vihodok. And then — One Whole.

27:15. Four kills. Zero seconds. Shark sQuad no longer exists as a combat unit.

27:16. weaift — three more kills in zero seconds: ben4ik-, Alien1st, Tequilaboom4ik. Seven kills for the match, seven kills in the finale — weaift just decided it was time to end this party.

One Whole — winners of the BROGGUA LEAGUA II Season "Chicken Masters by Olliver4ik"!

One Whole collected 11 kills and took the chicken with such an appetite that Olliver4ik must be proud of every bite. weaift with seven frags is the star of the evening, and ARTIKARTIK from IKLA Old Dogs is the best sniper, whom the chicken bypassed purely due to point math.

Erangel is resting. Until next time.

They say the chicken doesn't come to your hands by itself — but if you are One Whole, it comes on its own, with a side dish and no questions asked.