Hot Chicken — BROGGUA LEAGUA II Season — "Chicken Masters by Olliver4ik" — Last chance — Taego

A sunny Taego greeted the BROGGUA LEAGUA II Season players warmly — in every sense of the word. "Chicken Masters by Olliver4ik" — sounds like the name of a cooking show, but instead of a frying pan you've got M416s, AUGs, and grenades. Dozens of teams leapt from the plane, and within the first few seconds it was crystal clear: nobody was handing over the chicken without a fight. Who would cook up that winning broth today? That question kept everyone on the edge of their seats right until the very end.

The parachutes had barely touched the ground before the bodies started flying. Unknown opened their account with such swagger you'd think they hadn't dropped into a game — they'd clocked in for work. All four players of 150 ADR were wiped off the map in literally zero seconds flat.

WWWWWWW88WWWWWWW (yes, that's a real nickname — this person clearly pressed W and never let go) drops Layrus with a K2 from 36 metres, and almost simultaneously — shecallmegodYJ from 15 metres. laflame_g is right there with him: BigB0SS___ and FoxLAF_Y — both with an AK47, both in the same second. Four kills at the zero mark. 150 ADR never even knew what hit them. Spoiler: everything did.

Three minutes go by — and Unknown decide: why not do it again? Familia Borsch became the next item on the menu. WWWWWWW88WWWWWWW opens up with the K2 on W1nd3r from 53 metres — then immediately a point-blank Berreta686 on The_NaGGI from seven metres. Then fr1sl joins in with a SCAR-L and fcme3 with an AUG — l0c44 and bikuta32 get what's coming to them. The entire squad wiped in 19 seconds. At this point Unknown are the hottest team on the map, and everybody already knows it.

While Unknown were busy collecting trophies, GTU decided not to sit on their hands. They found Houston — and put them through a genuine hellish ordeal. Vetalpro drops Z_I_F_I_R_88 with a SCAR-L, Flash_245 lobs a grenade at A_SCOFIELD from 51 metres (masterclass!), then OGDiddo goes down to the shotgun. IPUSHON finishes off Zav1k_gg with a grenade as well. Houston has been permanently evacuated from the game.

GTU felt like kings. Briefly.

Minute 9:17 — and Pokamolodi step onto the stage without a word. welect with an AUG drops Vetalpro from 18 metres — the very same Vetalpro who had just been running Houston ragged. The irony? The map is absolutely soaked in it. Next — Solovoin_ takes down BtcMarketMaker with an M416 from 42 metres, UA_CecTpu4ka picks off IPUSHON with a Beryl M762. And the cherry on top: welect comes back around and drops Flash_245 from five metres — point-blank, with an AUG. Four kills in six seconds. GTU vanished just as fast as they'd risen.

welect is on fire today.

Paw Patrol ran into Last Dance — and the dancing was over in a hurry. GrAnGeR_KR takes astaa-_- with an AUG, Sparqon shreds Darcostt with an MG3. But Last Dance doesn't go quietly: npocmo- throws a grenade and takes out ClanTrainer_GR1M from 61 metres — a grenade from that distance isn't a grenade anymore, it's a care package with a surprise inside.

But G_E_N_C_H_I_K puts a full stop on it: KoshA_- and npocmo- — both with an AUG, both in one second. Last Dance have danced their last.

Minute 16:28 — and Krendol of Fighting geese puts on a show of his own. In six seconds he drops three: Opt1xTop, ZloYPuDDlNG, and M1ha1lo — all with an M416, distances of 24–36 metres. MRI9 Junior didn't even have time to get their bearings. The joy didn't last long, though: by 19:30 Sneaky Us clean up Fighting geese — SNUS1CH and MUR_MURCH1K take what's theirs, and the geese have flown the coop for good.

Between minutes 19 and 21, Taego descended into something truly wild. 4ndr3w_baz00ka of 3ZUB mows down Sparqon and GrAnGeR_KR of Paw Patrol with an AUG. LiquidatoRRR- answers with a sniper's composure — 215 metres, Mini14, SNUS1CH goes down. Sparqon manages to take laflame_g with him via MG3 before dying. G_E_N_C_H_I_K drops fr1sl, but then gets dropped by fr1sl in return — and so it goes, round and round, like a Mexican standoff, except with more participants and fewer hats.

Special mention goes to the marksmen who proved today that a crosshair is not just decoration.

🎯 ZHABIKS (Pink Authority) → QuraJ_ (MRI9) | Mini14 | 330 metres | 21:33 Three hundred and thirty metres. On a Mini14. That's not a shot — that's a delivery with tracking. QuraJ_ probably never even heard the report — the bullet arrived first.

🎯 LiquidatoRRR- (MRI9) → SNUS1CH (Sneaky Us) | Mini14 | 215 metres | 19:44 215 metres into the heart of chaos — calm, methodical, beautiful.

🎯 4ndr3w_baz00ka (3ZUB) → G_E_N_C_H_I_K (Paw Patrol) | Mini14 | 179 metres | 21:43 G_E_N_C_H_I_K, who had racked up 4 kills and was feeling great about himself, received a long-distance greeting. Karma is a Mini14.

🎯 qqGalaxy (RAGE&QUIT) → Maslak- (MRI9) | AUG | 177 metres | 21:07 An AUG at 177 metres — at that point it's technically not an assault rifle anymore, it's a statement.

🎯 HA3AP- (3ZUB) → mr-L_1_0_N- (Sneaky Us) | Mk12 | 160 metres | 21:47 A genre classic. Mk12, 160 metres, no unnecessary words.

The final minutes. Only the toughest remain. Pink Authority and Death Academy collide in the penultimate act: ZHABIKS drops Ov4uk with an AUG from 67 metres, TBOu-_-OT4uM fires back — takes out ALISH1K with an M416. But Ninja_Misha doesn't let anyone get comfortable: two kills in one second — TBOu-_-OT4uM and 666XEADAS666 from an AUG. Death Academy signs its surrender.

And then — at 31:29 — the moment that decided everything.

Pokamolodi came out against Pink Authority and closed the book in 11 seconds. Three kills, complete destruction of the opposition. Welect, Solovoin_, UA_CecTpu4ka — this trio played today like a single machine with no bugs.

After the smoke, the blood, the grenades, and the 330-metre Mini14 shots — BROGGUA LEAGUA II Season "Chicken Masters by Olliver4ik" has found its winner.

Pokamolodi — 9 kills, a dominant victory, and a well-earned chicken. The team's top fragger welect with 4 kills did everything that needed doing: he came, he saw, he AUGed. Pink Authority fought admirably — 8 kills and silver, with Ninja_Misha's 4-kill performance making him the undisputed star of their roster. Death Academy took bronze quietly and without any fuss — 2 kills, but alive to the very end.

Unknown wiped out two squads in the first five minutes and still didn't take the chicken — the moral being: killing fast and surviving long are different disciplines, and WWWWWWW88WWWWWWW apparently only studied the first one.