Crazy Hot Chicken · Field Report · BROGGUA — Autumn FPP 2026 · Rondo. MEEXR- TOOK THE CHICKEN RONDO. THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM. KOROMYSLO LIGHTS IT UP. EBOY DOING THE CLEANING. SNIPER ELEGANCE. PATI GTU AT WAR. FINAL CHORD. Koromyslo eliminou tw1styyy4 com M16A4 (42 m). sadeness- eliminou GOOOODbro com M416 (13 m). Sigma_LegenDa eliminou Sunnny_kv com J S9 (41 m). Anger_D22 eliminou Sigma_LegenDa com Tommy Gun (43 m). Koromyslo eliminou denl1v22 com ACE32 (18 m). Koromyslo eliminou zeroffmq- com ACE32 (62 m). Koromyslo eliminou sadeness- com M16A4 (46 m). swetr1cs eliminou Koromyslo com AUG (65 m). AVAR-- eliminou Anger_D22 com AKM (24 m). VIREX- eliminou AVAR-- com AUG (24 m). Pikylya123Twitch eliminou dismaynotfound com M416 (37 m). Xx_FANAT_xX eliminou VIREX- com AKM (16 m). Xx_FANAT_xX eliminou Kaizeen- com AKM (28 m). Undreal- eliminou W1nd3r com AUG (16 m). RozbushakaTV eliminou Psych-_O com M416 (71 m). ARTIKARTIK eliminou RozbushakaTV com Beryl (13 m). TiHb- eliminou The_NaGGI
MEEXR- TOOK THE CHICKEN
RONDO
BROGGUA — Autumn FPP 2026 · BROGGUA — Autumn FPP 2026
Crazy Hot Chicken · Field Report · BROGGUA — Autumn FPP 2026 · Rondo
THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM
Studio, studio! We're here at Rondo, and the ground is shaking before the first shot is even fired. I don't know how I ended up in the epicenter again, but I can feel the lead getting ready for the start. This is going to be a total f**king mess, hold onto your seats.
"I feel the need... the need for speed."
KOROMYSLO LIGHTS IT UP
Studio, studio! Koromyslo just put on a real show, taking out three in a second. My ears are ringing from the ACE32 explosions. Someone clean up this dump, there are too many corpses per square meter!
"Say hello to my little friend!"
EBOY DOING THE CLEANING
Studio, studio! EBOY just wiped their feet on Venom Pact. No chance, no survivors. I barely managed to dodge a grenade, this match is some f**king surrealism.
"I see dead people."
SNIPER ELEGANCE
413 meters. Is that even legal? Ryan_UA made CHECKMATE0X a monument to himself with a single Kar98k shot. The bullet flew across the entire map while I was trying not to become ground meat.
"One shot, one kill. No exceptions."
PATI GTU AT WAR
Studio, studio! 17 seconds — and PATI GTU turn the SICH Riflemen into history. This isn't a game, it's a mass execution. I'm standing in the middle of this hell, and there's so much iron flying around that you could build another tank.
"War. War never changes."
SUMMARY
This match was like trying to run across the track during a Formula 1 race in a chicken suit — I survived, but my therapist is now booking a vacation for the next five years.
