Гаряча Курка — BROGGUA LEAGUA II Season — "Chicken Masters by Olliver4ik" — Last chance — Miramar

Miramar. The desert. The sun is blazing, dust is flying, and dozens of teams step onto the BROGGUA LEAGUA II Season — "Chicken Masters by Olliver4ik" arena with one dream: to grab that golden fried bird. The atmosphere is like a marketplace in a heat wave — loud, chaotic, and everyone thinks they're the smartest one in the room. But Miramar levels the playing field for all. Out here, only a clean shot and a cool head earn any respect.

The first minutes — and the frying has already started. At 3:05, Pokamolodi decided that RAGE&QUIT isn't a team name — it's a set of instructions. welect opens the scoreboard: Berreta686, 14 metres, Annety — down. Clean, quiet, no fuss.

And then Solovoin_ stepped up.

3:18 — Winchester, 18 metres, qqGalaxy is sent to watch from the stands. And that's just the beginning. Over the next five seconds — two more: Dyrektor_Badik and 6Deamon6 get picked off one after the other by an M416. Three kills in five seconds — this isn't PUBG, it's an assembly line at a meat-processing plant. RAGE&QUIT exhausted their rage limit and quit simultaneously. Completely. Every single one of them. In 18 seconds of total mayhem, Pokamolodi wiped an entire squad — this wasn't a fight, it was a performance art piece.

Somewhere between minutes 5 and 6, Paw Patrol decided they were the custodians of this desert. Sparqon and GrAnGeR_KR efficiently cleaned out several players from Unknown — AUG and M416 doing the work, short distances, quick and businesslike.

But then — 6:03 — a shot rings out that makes everyone's jaw drop. QuraJ_ from MRI9 picks up a Mk12, looks somewhere very, very far away, and sends a round into G_E_N_C_H_I_K (Paw Patrol) at 436 metres. Four hundred and thirty-six, mate. That's not sniping — that's astronomy. The bullet probably had time to age a little before it arrived.

Solovoin_, meanwhile, keeps the factory running: 7:55 — Kar98k, 303 metres, Tara_VNTNV from 3ZUB receives a long-distance greeting.

At the 10-minute mark, a separate little war broke out between GTU and Last Dance — and it was scorching. Vetalpro (GTU) is first to put down npocmo- (Last Dance) — SCAR-L, 19 metres.

But Last Dance aren't going quietly. Darcostt and astaa-_- hit back immediately: IPUSHON goes down to a Berreta686 at point-blank range (4 metres — that's not a gunfight, that's a brawl in an elevator), then astaa-_- tosses a grenade — and Vetalpro gets a direct response to his own aggression. Flash_245 from GTU is next to go. GTU tries to bite back — BtcMarketMaker drops KoshA_- — but Darcostt is already there, Berreta686, 6 metres, full stop.

Last Dance held their ground. For now.

20:12 — and MUR_MURCH1K of Sneaky Us decides to run a masterclass. ACE32 in hand, three MRI9 Junior players in close proximity — and in 13 seconds: Opt1xTop, ZloYPuDDlNG, I_Make_Sparks — all three sent off to have a rest. This wasn't even a fight — it was a lecture. We hope MRI9 Junior took notes.

But lessons have consequences: shortly after, CHORNA_PANTERA (Kopchonyi) feeds MUR_MURCH1K himself and his partner mr-L_1_0_N- into an M249 — both of them, nearly at the same time. What goes around, comes around.

23:43 — one of the most spectacular team plays of the match. 3ZUB descended on Death Academy and turned them into a museum exhibit in four seconds: Tara_VNTNV drops Ov4uk, 4ndr3w_baz00ka — TBOu-_-OT4uM, HA3AP- — 666XEADAS666. Three players, four seconds, zero survivors. Death Academy got exactly what it says on the tin.

But 3ZUB's celebrations were short-lived. Pink Authority were already waiting around the corner — ALISH1K grenade-launches BesToLoch-_- into the afterlife (24:00), Ninja_Misha finishes off 4ndr3w_baz00ka at 15 metres, and ZHABIKS kills Tara_VNTNV and HA3AP- with a single grenade. One grenade — two kills. Economical, effective, and downright thrifty.

A dedicated hall of fame for those who shoot at distances most players don't even bother looking at.

🥇 QuraJ_ (MRI9) → G_E_N_C_H_I_K (Paw Patrol) | Mk12 | 436m — the absolute record of the match. At that distance, the victim probably never even figured out where the shot came from.

🥈 666XEADAS666 (Death Academy) → npocmo- (Last Dance) | Mini14 | 362m — a name with six sixes that justified every single one of them.

🥉 BigB0SS___ (150 ADR) → AlebardistBenn (Fighting geese) | Kar98k | 361m — one metre short of the silver, but the reputation is very much intact.

Solovoin_ with a Kar98k at 303 metres and ZHABIKS with a Mk12 at 284 also make the long-range hall of fame. These players appear to be competing in an entirely different game — one where a pixel on the horizon counts as a target.

The final minutes — hell in the desert. Kopchonyi are surging: MADNESS-__- with an M249 systematically eliminates Layrus, then BigB0SS___ and FoxLAF_Y from 150 ADR — three in a matter of seconds, the machine gun purring with satisfaction.

But Pink Authority had been playing their game with ice-cold precision all match long. ZHABIKS — 5 kills, Ninja_Misha — 4 kills. The team operated like a single mechanism: locate, encircle, eliminate. User_r3spect (Kopchonyi) managed to drop ALISH1K near the end — but it was already too late.

Pink Authority take the chicken. Deserved, beautiful, and eaten with appetite.

🏆 Final Standings:

RAGE&QUIT lived up to their name first — they showed up, raged, and quit — all within 18 seconds. Full service package.