Crazy Hot Chicken · Field Report · BROGGUA — Autumn FPP 2026 · Rondo. MEEXR- TOOK THE CHICKEN RONDO. THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM. KOROMYSLO LIGHTS IT UP. EBOY DOING THE CLEANING. SNIPER ELEGANCE. PATI GTU AT WAR. FINAL CHORD. Koromyslo erledigte tw1styyy4 mit M16A4 (42 m). sadeness- erledigte GOOOODbro mit M416 (13 m). Sigma_LegenDa erledigte Sunnny_kv mit J S9 (41 m). Anger_D22 erledigte Sigma_LegenDa mit Tommy Gun (43 m). Koromyslo erledigte denl1v22 mit ACE32 (18 m). Koromyslo erledigte zeroffmq- mit ACE32 (62 m). Koromyslo erledigte sadeness- mit M16A4 (46 m). swetr1cs erledigte Koromyslo mit AUG (65 m). AVAR-- erledigte Anger_D22 mit AKM (24 m). VIREX- erledigte AVAR-- mit AUG (24 m). Pikylya123Twitch erledigte dismaynotfound mit M416 (37 m). Xx_FANAT_xX erledigte VIREX- mit AKM (16 m). Xx_FANAT_xX erledigte Kaizeen- mit AKM (28 m). Undreal- erledigte W1nd3r mit AUG (16 m). RozbushakaTV erledigte Psych-_O mit M416 (71 m). ARTIKARTIK erledigte RozbushakaTV mit Beryl (13 m). TiHb- erl
MEEXR- TOOK THE CHICKEN
RONDO
BROGGUA — Autumn FPP 2026 · BROGGUA — Autumn FPP 2026
Crazy Hot Chicken · Field Report · BROGGUA — Autumn FPP 2026 · Rondo
THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM
Studio, studio! We're here at Rondo, and the ground is shaking before the first shot is even fired. I don't know how I ended up in the epicenter again, but I can feel the lead getting ready for the start. This is going to be a total f**king mess, hold onto your seats.
"I feel the need... the need for speed."
KOROMYSLO LIGHTS IT UP
Studio, studio! Koromyslo just put on a real show, taking out three in a second. My ears are ringing from the ACE32 explosions. Someone clean up this dump, there are too many corpses per square meter!
"Say hello to my little friend!"
EBOY DOING THE CLEANING
Studio, studio! EBOY just wiped their feet on Venom Pact. No chance, no survivors. I barely managed to dodge a grenade, this match is some f**king surrealism.
"I see dead people."
SNIPER ELEGANCE
413 meters. Is that even legal? Ryan_UA made CHECKMATE0X a monument to himself with a single Kar98k shot. The bullet flew across the entire map while I was trying not to become ground meat.
"One shot, one kill. No exceptions."
PATI GTU AT WAR
Studio, studio! 17 seconds — and PATI GTU turn the SICH Riflemen into history. This isn't a game, it's a mass execution. I'm standing in the middle of this hell, and there's so much iron flying around that you could build another tank.
"War. War never changes."
SUMMARY
This match was like trying to run across the track during a Formula 1 race in a chicken suit — I survived, but my therapist is now booking a vacation for the next five years.
