Hot Chicken — BROGGUA LEAGUA II Season — "Chicken Masters by Olliver4ik" — Group A vs B — Taego

Taego greeted the players exactly as a Korean map should: with heat, tight quarters, and the constant feeling that someone is already tracking you through a scope. BROGGUA LEAGUA II Season, the tournament "Chicken Masters by Olliver4ik" — and that’s not just a name, it’s a promise: only one will get the chicken today, and the rest will go home with empty plates. The teams entered the match hungry, ambitious, and—in some cases—catastrophically overconfident.

The match had barely begun before heads started rolling. At 1:58, a player with the telling nickname WWWWWWW88WWWWWWW (from team Unknown — the name says it all) took down TRIMBL from Vihodok with a Tommy Gun from 24 meters away. A brisk start.

But the real highlight of the early phase came at 2:34, when that same WWWWWWW88WWWWWWW finished off YourLoverrr- from Vihodok with... a sickle. From four meters away. A sickle, man. In a 2025 PUBG tournament, someone killed an opponent with a sickle. Somewhere, Taras Shevchenko almost woke up.

Team Vihodok gradually fell apart: bedbo- died to a Beryl M762, and Saninooo to an S12K at point-blank range. By the sixth minute, there was almost nothing left of Vihodok. Meanwhile, lil666- from IKLA Old Dogs had already opened his personal account at 4:32 — AUG, 33 meters, and Fury_Redyx from Death Academy didn't even realize where it came from.

This is where the real show begins. IKLA ThreePepa — another team under the IKLA banner — staged an exemplary execution of 3ZUB. At 10:46, AnTx- took down SashkoHlop with an AUG from ten meters. But then, IKLA Old Dogs themselves intervened.

ARTIKARTIK at 10:49 — Lynx AMR, 195 meters, and 6Deamon6 from RAGE&QUIT lost his head. That was the fifth-longest shot of the match, but more on records later.

Pssycho_ had already tossed a grenade at qqGalaxy at 10:15 (31 meters — that’s almost art), and at 10:52, he added to his personal collection: Korjanski fell to an AUG. At that same second, lil666- took down Annety. RAGE&QUIT lived up to their name: they showed up, made some noise, and quietly quit.

In parallel, 3ZUB fought back — 4ndr3w_baz00ka took down AnTx- with a UMP45 from five meters. But esssqiz- from ThreePepa responded instantly: two kills in one second — DeZaWu and immediately 4ndr3w_baz00ka. The entire 3ZUB squad was wiped in 16 seconds. Four bodies, one quad — and silence.

If the previous moment was teamwork, M1ha1lo from MRI9 Junior decided to do it all himself. At 12:04, he opened fire with a SCAR-L on Dark_Lions — and within two seconds, three people were on the floor: FaToLoGisT, LibraCAM, and MastMays. His teammate M1ha1loo (yes, the team has two nearly identical nicknames — a separate chapter for a therapist) finished the situation with a Panzerfaust on Ioyurtef. Dark_Lions looked like players who had wandered onto the wrong server.

Borsch time is over. At 14:57, IKLA Old Dogs met Familia Borsch — and this, forgive me, wasn't even a fight. It was catering.

xf0ness — M249, 16 meters, The_NaGGI (the nickname alone raises questions). lil666- threw a grenade — Judi_GIRL at 38 meters. ARTIKARTIK — Lynx AMR, 76 meters — l0c44. Pssycho_ — AUG, 34 meters — Twitch_DiLLeT. Four kills. Zero seconds between them. The borsch went cold before it even had a chance to boil.

The middle of the match was a detective story of its own. IPUSHON from GTU methodically hunted HESOYAM: GOOOODbro and Sunnny_kv fell one after another to an AUG in three seconds. GTU clearly didn't intend to be extras.

MUR_MURCH1K from Sneaky Us took out YG_ug from a distance of 111 meters — not bad for an M416. mr-L_1_0_N- finished off Anger_D22 — 65 meters, AUG.

And the mysterious WWWWWWW88WWWWWWW — a true antagonist without a team — continued his path: M416, P90, and finally at 19:22, Sanchxz from GTU put an end to this nameless legend. M249, 45 meters. WWWWWWW88WWWWWWW died as mysteriously as he lived.

The most dramatic moment of the match. IKLA Old Dogs and IKLA ThreePepa — one big family... until a certain point. At 19:30, the Old Dogs decided that family ties end where the circle begins.

xf0ness — M249, seven meters — kawasanki. Same weapon, next second — esssqiz-. lil666- with an M416 at 90 meters took out manif3stor. Three kills, zero seconds for pity. ThreePepa — gone. The internal corporate conflict was resolved in the most PUBG way possible.

While IKLA Old Dogs were cleaning up the family, IPUSHON from GTU quietly turned into a killing machine with an M24. At 21:38 — Ex1st7 from Sempiternal, 136 meters. At 22:34 — RevL1s- from Sneaky Us, 177 meters. At 23:32 — a double: mr-L_1_0_N- (168m) and MUR_MURCH1K (73m) in the exact same second. Sneaky Us are no more. IPUSHON finished with six kills — and not a single wasted bullet.

Special applause for the snipers who seem to measure distance not in meters, but in their own arrogance:

🥇 KAVABUUNGA_YT (Houston) → Opt1xTop | Kar98k | 331m | 18:37 — that’s not a shot, that’s a postal delivery of a bullet.

🥈 Frostik-- (No Name) → M1ha1loo | Mini14 | 324m | 18:46 — Mini14 at 324 meters? Someone clearly didn't read the weapon manual.

🥉 R1ckleyse (Sempiternal) → TBOu-_-OT4uM | Mk12 | 201m | 19:35 — bronze, but nothing to be ashamed of.

ARTIKARTIK → 6Deamon6 | Lynx AMR | 195m | 10:49 — the sniper rifle didn't let him down this time either.

MUR_MURCH1K → R1ckleyse | Mk12 | 184m | 21:30 — and this is after the Mk12 had already sacrificed one of its own owners. Karma or ballistics — you decide.

The final cleanup — and IKLA Old Dogs didn't stand on ceremony. At 28:40, GTU got their portion — three kills, zero seconds. And at 29:15 — POTUGNI didn't even have time to react: four bodies, all at once.

The winner of the BROGGUA LEAGUA II Season — "Chicken Masters by Olliver4ik" — is team IKLA Old Dogs with 23 kills. The veterans lived up to their name: the old dogs showed how it's done.

Special respect to the top fraggers: Pssycho_ — 7 kills, ARTIKARTIK and IPUSHON — 6 each, lil666- and xf0ness — 5 each. This isn't a team, it's a collection of people who really don't want to lose.

POTUGNI came to the tournament with zero kills — and that is, perhaps, the most honest bid for the title of "Chicken": they didn't eat the chicken, but at least they lived next to it.