Crazy Hot Chicken · Field Report · Group 1 · Rondo. TL_DIYY TOOK FIVE AND LEFT RONDO. RONDO IS ON FIRE FROM THE FIRST SECONDS. RAIN FROM THE HEAVENS AND SNIPER RECORDS. DOUBLE MORTAR STRIKE. BOOM FROM TWENTY METERS. WORM GENOCIDE IN 20 SECONDS. ROC_SPARKINGG PUTS AN END TO IT. DUEL_Myca fragged 55PD_KerakTMz with Beryl (35 m). ROC_rbN777 fragged NW_gladiador with Mk12 (98 m). TOYO_Capitan fragged NW_slabyy with Mk12 (251 m). TOYO_Fakezin77 fragged NW_gloock77 with Mk12 (233 m). GodL_Tny7 fragged NW_ZxLopes with Mk12 (330 m). SCAM_Bizzler fragged WOLF_Vox with AUG (16 m). WOLF_Vox fragged SCAM_J4M with Vehicle (2 m). WOLF_Snakers fragged SCAM_Bizzler with Grenade (47 m). FLC_TGLTN fragged SCAM_gats with Mortar_ Projectile (347 m). WOLF_Snakers fragged SCAM_Ar2n with M249 (6 m). NRG_guizeraa237 fragged BILU_MAURILIO1 with Mk12 (199 m). BILU_OhNytavoN fragged PEST_HotNSpicy with Beryl (12 m). WORM_Its_Nlan fragged PEST_KaraM with Kar98k (127 m). 55PD_gabriew fragged WOLF_Fludd with Grenad
TL_DIYY TOOK FIVE AND LEFT
RONDO
Group 1 · PAS2
Crazy Hot Chicken · Field Report · Group 1 · Rondo
RONDO IS ON FIRE FROM THE FIRST SECONDS
Crazy Hot Chicken on the line… I don't know how I'm still alive, but things are getting wild here. Studio, studio! Bullets are whizzing right over my head! Rondo welcomed us not with bamboo groves, but with complete f*cking chaos!
DUEL_Myca cuts down his opponent so fast, it's like this isn't esports, but a slaughterhouse at a poultry farm. Studio, do you see this?! It's getting hot in here!
"Welcome to the jungle."
RAIN FROM THE HEAVENS AND SNIPER RECORDS
Studio, this is absolute madness! FLC_TGLTN dropped a mortar shell right down the collars of the poor SCAM guys from 347 meters! This isn't shooting, this is a f*cking World War I-style artillery duel!
Meanwhile, GodL_Tny7 lands a headshot with an Mk12 from 330 meters! Heads are rolling like ripe watermelons!
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
DOUBLE MORTAR STRIKE
Just as the dust settled, another one comes flying in! TL_diyy secures two mortar frags on Circle Nine in a single second! Boom-boom! Two fighters evaporated from the map!
Studio, I'm covered in soot, my feathers are on fire, but I'm keeping going! This is just total annihilation at mid-range!
"There are no innocent bystanders."
BOOM FROM TWENTY METERS
A-a-a-a-h! Panzerfaust! ROC_sxntastico fired right in front of my beak! Two bodies from DUEL were blasted into orbit!
Nothing but fire and chunks of armor everywhere! How I survived in this epicenter — God only f*cking knows! They just blew them to ashes!
"Say hello to my little friend!"
WORM GENOCIDE IN 20 SECONDS
Earthworms thought they could hide in the grass of Rondo? Ha! GODL gave them such a weeding that the ground shook. Four corpses in twenty seconds!
GodL_fana and GodL_Tny7 just emptied their rifles point-blank. This is a meat grinder, ladies and gentlemen!
"They're all dead. They just don't know it yet."
ROC_SPARKINGG PUTS AN END TO IT
The finale! ROC_sparkingg steps up like a real terminator! One spray — minus gabriew, second spray — minus rnzeera, third — sweezy!
Five seconds — and all that's left of 55PD is a wet spot and a pile of shell casings! ROC Esports take this match so arrogantly, as if they are the sole masters of this world!
"I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."
SUMMARY
Next time I spawn near mortars, I'm wearing a helmet, because my fried wing almost flew off along with Circle Nine!
