Crazy Hot Chicken · Field Report · Group 1 · Miramar. HPPY_ALJNBOTZ ATE SIX AND LEFT MIRAMAR. SANDY SLAUGHTER. DISTANT GUESTS. BLOODY EXPRESS. FILIPINO DANCE. FINAL CHORD. HPPY_67bunnyy fragged HAVK_Vedzz with AUG (13 m). HPPY_AljnBOTz fragged HAVK_K1LLUAA with M249 (25 m). SPVG_sync fragged HAVK_Pank1l with M416 (23 m). UL_Sunnys1de-up fragged AE_ChibirittWHL with Kar98k (210 m). Xmen_X1no fragged UL_Runax with Mk12 (257 m). HAVK_UnknPlay3r fragged BB_Raaaiii12 with AUG (25 m). SE_Kamalz fragged ATO_B0lang with Mk12 (336 m). HPPY_AljnBOTz fragged SPVG_sync with A W M (104 m). 11_pivvy fragged HAVK_UnknPlay3r with M416 (22 m). ORG_Lent fragged GB_dogplayer with Kar98k (218 m). SPVG_Kayleee- fragged BB_Vxro_- with Mk12 (147 m). MONK_kang fragged UL_G0ni1 with AUG (163 m). MONK_monty fragged UL_Sunnys1de-up with Mini14 (156 m). HPPY_AljnBOTz fragged SE_Kamalz with A W M (280 m). UL_Feaven fragged SE_Hanzyy with AUG (58 m). Xmen_5hou fragged SE_Jekzy with ACE32 (18 m). Xmen_Upchen fragged
HPPY_ALJNBOTZ ATE SIX AND LEFT
MIRAMAR
Group 1 · PMS 2026 Phase 2
Crazy Hot Chicken · Field Report · Group 1 · Miramar
SANDY SLAUGHTER
Studio, studio! The sand is getting into my teeth here, and the whistling of bullets sounds like a symphony of hell. Studio, studio! HAPPIE SQUAD started so aggressively, as if they were running out of oxygen in their lungs.
It's a total clusterf*ck here, I'm trying not to step on shell casings while they cause chaos all around. Studio, studio!
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
DISTANT GUESTS
Studio, studio! Kamalz just blew someone's brains out on the other side of the map. A distance of 336 meters — that's not a shot, that's some kind of magical act of violence.
Bullets are flying like crazy wasps, I fell into a cactus, and that's the least of my problems right now.
"One shot, one kill."
BLOODY EXPRESS
Three kills in zero seconds. It was so fast I didn't even have time to blink. Studio, studio, it's just a total f*cking blowout here!
HAPPIE SQUAD is turning a tactical shooter into a meat grinder. I see walls flying into pieces, I'm in shock, Crazy Hot Chicken on the line... I don't know how I'm still alive, but it's interesting here right now.
"Death is only the beginning."
FILIPINO DANCE
Four seconds, four frags. Lent just walked through the entire opposing team like it was a stroll in the park.
This isn't a game, it's some kind of dismemberment performance. I'm lying in a ditch, hoping they don't notice my microphone, because right now not only bullets are flying, but pieces of hope too.
"You talkin' to me?"
FINAL CHORD
The last shot, the last scream. HAPPIE SQUAD takes the day, leaving behind only ash and a lot of empty magazines.
Studio, studio, I'm getting out of this hell before another grenade flies in!
"I am the one who knocks."
SUMMARY
If you thought this was safe, next time I'll bring at least a helmet, not just a sandwich.
