Crazy Hot Chicken · Field Report · Group 1 · Erangel. MONK_MONTY ATE FIVE AND WENT HOME ERANGEL. FIRST METER — FIRST DEAD BODY. ARTILLERY FROM THE HORIZON. MEAT GRINDER IN ZERO SECONDS. XMEN ELIMINATED IN AN INSTANT. CHAOS FROM HPPY. FINAL SHOT GOES TO ORG. GB_dogplayer fragged SPVG_sync with Micro UZI (3 m). FTF_1MBOT fragged 11_Dusky with AUG (44 m). FTF_empt fragged 11_Cherry with Mini14 (109 m). SE_Jekzy fragged GB_dogplayer with M416 (89 m). FTF_empt fragged 11_pivvy with AUG (38 m). TERA_27Khiaa fragged TF_XiaoFeng with Blue Zone (12 m). HAVK_Vedzz fragged TF_rkSgnaP with Mini14 (374 m). TERA_Akid fragged TF_Doro with AUG (70 m). TERA_Akid fragged UL_G0ni1 with Mk12 (208 m). SE_Setsunaa fragged FTF_TedeeyyEXSA with Beryl (23 m). TERA_Kamsa fragged UL_Feaven with Mk12 (170 m). SE_Kamalz fragged FTF_AJ with AUG (38 m). SE_Kamalz fragged FTF_1MBOT with AUG (13 m). FTF_empt fragged SE_Hanzyy with Mini14 (98 m). MONK_monty fragged AE_C1moyQIWA with Grenade (46 m). MONK_monty fragged A
MONK_MONTY ATE FIVE AND WENT HOME
ERANGEL
Group 1 · PMS 2026 Phase 2
Crazy Hot Chicken · Field Report · Group 1 · Erangel
FIRST METER — FIRST DEAD BODY
Studio, studio! I got dropped right into a bush near Sosnovka! Bullets are whistling past my ears! GB_dogplayer sprays a Micro UZI right into SPVG_sync's face from three meters out! Total fucking chaos from the very first seconds!
Crazy Hot Chicken on the line… I don't know how I'm still alive, but it's getting wild out here.
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
ARTILLERY FROM THE HORIZON
Studio, are you seeing this?! HAVK_Vedzz blew TF_rkSgnaP's head off with a Mini14 from three hundred and seventy-four meters! Nearby, MONK_monty drops someone with an AWM from 243 meters, and MONK_kang is laying down fire with a Mk12 at 351 meters!
The snipers have gone completely insane! Bullets are flying faster than my anxiety!
"This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine."
MEAT GRINDER IN ZERO SECONDS
XMEN ELIMINATED IN AN INSTANT
Studio, studio! A grenade, an AUG spray down, and the blue zone is closing in! ORG_CeeJay18 wipes out three XMEN players in 0 seconds! Click — and a whole roster is gone! What kind of fucking timing is that?! They didn't even have time to realize where it came from!
"Dodge this."
CHAOS FROM HPPY
HPPY_AljnBOTz tears through the first one with an RPD, then HPPY_67bunnyy and HPPY_RZRZ pick up the pace with AUGs! Four ATO heads blown off in 5 seconds! Absolute collapse! The ground is burning!
"Some men just want to watch the world burn."
FINAL SHOT GOES TO ORG
MONK_monty took down the fourth and tried to pull off a solo clutch, but ORG_Lent puts the final period with an FNFal! ORG take the victory with 7 kills! Everything is in smoke, half the map is covered in bodies!
"There can be only one."
SUMMARY
I crawled out from under a burning UAZ, wrapped in fried chicken, and I'm ready to claim — this was the best picnic of my life!
